i get a lot of email on a daily basis. some (ok….a LOT) of it is people telling me about crazy things they saw on the news or whatever. every now and again, though, i get some crazy real life shit. take this email that i got today:

There is a man walking by my office who is wearing a
white trashbag like a skirt. I think his life took an
unforeseen turn at some point.

how crazy is that? i mean, to be at work and look out your office window and see some dude in a trash bag skirt? i’d be just a little freaked out. and never mind about giving any kind of guess as to their current mental status. normal people just don’t do that kind of shit.