08/23/2006 (1:22 am)

get that monkey out of here

posted by: blinkingline filed under: Uncategorized |

famous monkeys for tomorro night. which is now tonight. i am indeed a slackass

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August 23, 2006 @ 1:36 am #

Do you literally mean monkeys, or do you mean all non-human simians?

August 23, 2006 @ 1:46 am #

simians includes apes, chimpanzees, and lemurs, right? THEY’RE ALL FUCKING MONKEYS!

August 23, 2006 @ 8:04 am #

If you want to get technical, simians are higher primates including monkeys, apes, and humans. Lemurs are prosimians and are only ancestral to monkeys, apes, and humans…so lemurs are not fucking monkeys…close but not quite (I knew I would finally use my anthropology degree for something!)

August 23, 2006 @ 8:30 am #

So, to clarify, is that a yes or a no to famous lemurs?

August 23, 2006 @ 8:30 am #

fine then. no lemur questions. at least i don’t think so.

August 23, 2006 @ 9:37 am #

My ex, who used to work at the Duke University Primate Center, would go apeshit on you (pun intended) if you called her lemurs “monkeys”. Can’t really blame Nick for looking for clarification.

August 23, 2006 @ 9:38 am #

BTW, I am all for lemur questions, for the obvious reason. :D

August 23, 2006 @ 9:58 am #

Will there be any questions on Davy Jones/Michael Nesmith/etc.?

August 23, 2006 @ 10:21 am #

I am so totally pro-simian!

August 23, 2006 @ 10:32 am #

though i could have asked a question about zaboomafoo (or however you spell it), i can promise that i did not. no other hints.

dirty cheaters.

August 23, 2006 @ 10:33 am #

and how atrocious could your ex have been scott, considering that she apparently even scared poor little nick?

August 24, 2006 @ 7:46 pm #

Gee,

Take your stinkin’ paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

s.

August 24, 2006 @ 9:45 pm #

right shanna. like i’m the one who gave you that cold sore.

August 25, 2006 @ 10:34 am #

**pouts with her big cold-sored lip in your face**

meanie.

s.

August 25, 2006 @ 10:55 am #

Plus, you know they’re transmitted by arm wrestling, right? Sorry, I should have been more up front about that (full disclosure between friends and all) before I wrecked you on the arm-wrestlin’ table!

s.

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