this is a story that was told by wade davis at the SCAA conference this past weekend. davis is national geographic’s resident explorer:
In Canada, where Wade is from, there were until relatively recently, groups of Aleuts in the northern territories who lived lives to a large extent identical to their ancestors. They hunted and fished, built their shelters from ice, and not only survived but thrived in one of the most hostile environments on the planet. In the early 1950’s, not coincidentally in conjunction to open up the vast Canadian oil and gas fields, the government embarked on a program to collect the native Aleuts and gather them into fixed villages where they could benefit from health, education and economic infrastructure - basically all the benefits of modern society.
Most of the Indians were more than willing to accept the offer of free housing, healthcare and education, but some of the old-timers resisted, preferring to preserve the ancient ways. One old man in particular loved his rough life on the ice and tundra, the companionship of his sled dogs, and the divine illumination he found in the artic emptiness and nowhere else.
His family was determined to move him to the new village along with them, and were convinced he had acquiesced as his protests diminished with time as the relocation date moved closer. In order to keep him from striking out on his own, they confiscated all of his tools and resources; his knife, sled, boots, snowshoes, etc., leaving him with just the furs on his back. But one night just a few days before the final departure, under cover of darkness and into a gathering blizzard, the old man slipped from the final family igloo.
Behind a protective wall of ice he squatted and took a sizable shit. Carefully, he reached down and retrieved it, and as the Arctic cold solidified it he carefully molded it into a shit-knife. After the basic form was set, he used his saliva to create a hard, sharp edge.
The old man then went to his beloved sled dogs. He called to his favorite, and while murmuring reassuring endearments to the animal, slit its throat and gutted it on the spot.
Quickly, he skinned the dead animal with his shit-knife and wrapped his freezing feet in the warm dog skin. Then he constructed a crude but functional one man sled from the dog? ribs, and cords and straps form its ligaments. Calling over another dog, he strapped up his home-made sled and disappeared into the raging storm.