i’m completely fascinated with google reader right now, and here are some of the crazy stories i’ve been following:
Jesus is coming…to Guatemala:
and the guatemalans are PISSED!.
“Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda is coming to Guatemala whether it wants him or not.
“It has been predestined, and angels will make it happen,” said Axel Poessy, Miranda’s media director. “He is, after all, God himself.”
It is the Puerto Rican-born former evangelical priest’s latest attempts to expand his following in Central America. Most of his supporters are in Miami and Colombia, but Miranda holds a congress every year in the Americas. He has a 24-hour Spanish-language television network and a radio program on 287 stations.
He often takes aim at the Catholic Church — the most powerful faith in Latin America — calling all priests child molesters and saying chastity vows go against the Bible’s teachings. Members of his church have torn up images of saints and other religious symbols in El Salvador, and marched in Guatemala and Honduras.”
I’ve heard of Cat Scratch Fever, but this is ridiculous
“More than a hundred men in the Philippines may have contracted rabies after taking part in a self-flagellation ritual to mark Good Friday, doctors and local authorities said on Thursday.
A health alert was issued after a man who took part in the traditional ceremony – where participants slash their backs with knifes before flaying themselves with bamboo whips – died from the virus on 11 April.
Mario Morales, the mayor of Mabalacat in Pampanga province north of Manila, told local media that Eduardo Sese may have contaminated up to 100 people who shared knives to cut themselves. He was bitten by an infected dog in February 2007.”
I want my flying car goddammit!
postcards from the 1900’s showing what they thought the future would be like. HELL YES I WANT TO LIVE IN A TRAIN BASED APARTMENT!!! THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!!!!!11111ONE:

Robo biker bitches

‘Nuff Said. (is it just me, or does the guy have a gw bush expression?)
and where the hell is my joost invite?