“Real pimps don’t peel oranges.”

i think this is only available if you by the tickets from 11 am to 2 pm this friday.

Pepsi Family Four Pack
4 Terrace Reserved Seats (your choice of games)
4 Durham Bulls Caps
4 Six Packs of Pepsi Product
All for only $44!

and, if you go friday during the ticket sale kick off, the bulls will even buy you lunch!

Free Lunch and Pepsi Promotion at the Ballpark to Highlight First Day of Ticket Sales
Enjoy a free lunch, get a case of Pepsi product and take a swing to win a 2008 Saturn Sky

Individual tickets for the 2008 Durham Bulls Baseball Season will go on-sale at the Durham Bulls Athletic Park on Friday, February 29th from 11am-2pm.
DON’T WAIT - ONLINE PRE-SALE STARTS TODAY!
Come grab some of the best seats for the biggest games of what promises to be a memorable season. Just for stopping by and purchasing tickets we will give you a wristband for entry into the ballpark where we will provide you with some of our famous ballpark food for free.

If you have already purchased tickets for 2008 (Season Tickets, Mini Plans, Groups, Online Pre-Sale) we have your information on file - just stop by the box office to get your wristband and enjoy your free lunch.

if you ever read the website and been like…damn, i need to talk to that boy…now you can, just use the little chatterbox feature. whatever you type in there will be sent to me via googletalk. abuse at will.

i’m not sure who decided that this movie would be a good idea…or what kind of filthy secrets the producers and directors have on Ewan McGregor, Ryan Gosling, and Naomi Watts, but it must be the kind of career ruining information, or else there is absoultely no explanation how these three very talented young actors ended up coated in the runny diarrhea that is stay.

Sociologist James Davies, in his 1962 book When Change Is Not Enough: Seven Steps To Revolution, lists seven preconditions for violent revolution:

The seven conditions are:
1. Soaring then crashing standards of living
2. Rising class war/disillusionment
3. A generation of abandoned intellectuals
4. Incompetent government
5. Failure of leadership
6. Fiscal Irresponsibility
7. Inept and inconsistent use of force

just sayin…

me like pop. plants no like pop. you give me grade and cookie now?

if i had an actual singing voice, i might actually attempt this:

The Durham Bulls will hold auditions Saturday for “National Anthem” singers.

The tryouts will start at noon at the Durham Bulls Athletic Park.

Participants may enter through the front gates and register upon arrival to perform on a first come, first serve basis. Singers may leave at the completion of their audition and will be contacted later.

For more information, contact Leanne Jones at 687-6523 or ljones@durhambulls.com.

A man goes to a fancy dinner and is seated next to taciturn President Calvin Coolidge.The man says, “Sir, my wife bet me a dollar that I couldn’t make you say three words.” Coolidge replies, “You lose.”

there are at least 4 houses in lakewood for rent right now. there’s the apartment above kate and i that we would love to see go to some friends (or friends of friends)…. plus another house on bivins, and 2 further down james.

if anyone wants details, let me know and i can provide them.